If I stick a swab of toilet paper slathered in Preperation H cream into my husbands rectum to stop him from?
If I stick a swab of toilet paper slathered in Preparation H cream into my husband’s rectum to stop him from complaining about his hemorrhoid, is that technically considered a Manpon?
I’m looking for technical terms here, people. Please help.
Or any other advice about stopping the constant hemorrhoid complaints.
Thanks!
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Using a large suppository device will loosen him up. After a while, he won’t feel a thing… and stop complaining. Tampon.. manpon…. too small!
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
if its that bad then he need to see the docto and get them surgicallly moved. its hard surgery but its worth it. take care.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
God, I cannot even think of a good come back to that one, bravo!!
hahaha, star for you, sweets
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
You could put the Prep. H on his lips, it will shrink them and he won’t be able to complain. Or, if he is in that much pain, a doctors visit seems in order.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
From the show rob and big. big uses rolled up toilet paper to keep som loose stool from going in his pants. so technically what you are doing is not considered a manpon lol. a manpon keeps loose fluid from coming out of the butt. ive never used one and frankly never will.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
All I can say is..that’s incredibly sexy!! Can you please post a pic of it!
Yes, that would be a manpon..it must be his time of the month. I’d suggest some Midol too.
Seriously though..has he been to the Dr? They can help more (I think) that just the OTC stuff.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
That might stop him but to be sure, why not get some additional insurance in the form of a bottle of Jose Cuevro
Good luck and I hope I helped
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Oh my. I bet your husband would be happy to know you are talking about his hemorrhoid to 63 billion people.
But seriously, maybe you should use a tampon instead of toilet paper. The tampon will stay together and still be in one piece once removed. the toilet paper may not.
If that doesn’t stop the complaining, a sock in the mouth certainly will.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
stick the whole tube up his bum.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
manpax, manpon all the same. LOL your hilarious!
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Just make sure you don’t put it on Youtube. Does us that favor at least.
Edit: You know, I did see something like that once. It was on the Disney Channel. Or maybe the Discovery Channel. Maybe Disney. Either one.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
that’s so Mr. Whipple…. they sell Manpons in stores now
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/176000/176141AfIE_w.jpg
April 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
the technical term is yucky.
no need for any kind of tamp. just squirt it in with the little extra enema-oid appendage that comes with the preparation H tube.