14 Responses to “Religiously speaking, what's worst: having hemorrhoids or falling in love with a Mormon missionary?”

1. I ♥ Yahoo! Answers Staff Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   Hey hey hey!
   Some of those boys are cuuuuuute!
   And I’m only interested in putting cream on ONE of those two

   (No homo)

2. Schrödinger's Cat Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   i prefer HEMS

3. TheKitten Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   Hemorrhoids will be gone in three weeks, tops.

4. Kirby Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   Roids are curable. and fairly inexpensive maintenance. Mormonism or any religion will suck you dry of money, happiness and intelligence.

5. ungodly Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   The pain would be in the same area.

6. Girl From Rivo Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   The second one.

7. Omenkill Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   If only cream cured both.

8. Splash Log Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   Hemorrhoids, then sitting on a cactus would be better than religion.

9. Achmed Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

   I don’t know, you could get rid of both. The problem is they are both subject to return some time or another.

10. Giants23 Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

    Mormons have some pretty strict rules. You better be careful who you fall in love with.

11. We're a bunch of monkeys!! Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

    I would take the hemorrhoids any day over a schizophrenic.

12. Abomination of Delusion Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

    Thanks for the two points

13. Lincoln6 Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

    Hemorrhoids can be treated and will go away.

14. Torg T. Robot Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am

    No one will notice if you have hemorrhoids unless you invite them to Uranus.

    Torg

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