Spiritually speaking, what ointment would you recommend for hemorrhoids?
Praying consecutively for the past 3 weeks has resulted in worse results. I gave up at the last minute when the roughness of my toilet paper scraped one piece of skin off and the amassed leakage stained my toilet seat. Refrain from immature remarks.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
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January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
Wow. Please tell us more.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
Preparation H is soothing, on the (w)hole.
I always wondered what the grapes of wrath were exactly, then I learned about haemorrhoids.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
Ok, wow, I was going to say, this sure doesn’t seem like you.
Account existence as of: today.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
Hemorrhoids are proof there is no god. Unless he/she has a wicked sense of humor.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
Clone Alert
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
I think at this time gasoline is in order,spray youass and then set it on fire…..it’ll only hurt for a minute as the roids will burn and melt away
good luck with that
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
preparation H
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
I find that the oil that I use to clean my Katanas works amazingly well.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
holy anointing oil
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
His holiness’s preparation J
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 am
olive oil! works good