To what Saint should you pray and what prayer should you recite to obtain relief from Hemorrhoids ?
If there is not a specific prayer could someone please compose one for me here now, as I don’t know how to write prayers.
TIA ^..^
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Yes, actually. St. Fiacre lol. There is a saint for everything, it seems.
Oh just pray to Mary…it always pisses off the fundies…
You should pray only to God, in the name of Jesus. You might also try Preparation H. Some people say it works.
St. Preperation H
saint preperation H, the Patron of Piles.
Saints do not have the authority to answer prayers. Go to the pharmacy and get some Preparation H and increase the fiber in your diet.
God Bless
Yes, Saint-AssCream does wonders!
Here’s a prayer i wrote :
"Your holy Hemorrhoid Reliever
I Pray for you to hear my prayer
And to cure my swelling rectum
So i can sit down and take a plane to Belgium
Without feeling the pain
Of my rear’s swelling veins
Amen
P.S.: Can you please kick St-Hemorrhoids balls for me, thanks."
No prayer will help my friend. Pray for the strength and stamina to deal with them and for gratitude to appreciate the other things in your life. Eat a high fiber diet with lots of water so that you go quickly and the pain is over within few minutes tops. Prayer won’t heal hemorrhoids but may give you th patience to deal with a chronic pain in the A.
God.
start with dear God or dear heavenly father.
then you thank him for everything you want to
then you ask him for what you want/need
then you end with i say these things in the name of jesus christ, amen
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simple right?
St. Tucks, patron saint of the Medicated Pad.
Don’t push so hard. And lay off the peanut butter for awhile.
It is your life, and it is your soul. Even if you beleive that you must pray to a saint to be healed, at least pray for yourself!
Dear Lord,
Thankyou for the many blessings you have bestowed upon me,
my family, and friends.
Oh king of kings and lord of lords
One who can make all things possible
Your child is suffering from a painful ailment
I need a miracle ASAP
In Jesus’ name I pray
Amen
Haha…I dont know about the saints, but my grandma almost had to have surgery for hemorrhoids…but she started taking Rutin and Lecithin– they are 2 herbs/vitamins and you take them together daily…she took the 2 times/day in the beginning and they went away…she didnt have to have surgery…she said it took a couple of months to completely heal but she felt relief soon after beginning to take ‘em!
i would try it!
I would pray to Governor Schwartzenagar. It doesn’t really matter what you say, just as long as it is an Austrian accent.
Oh ye of the deep depths within my colon, please grant me the soothing relief from those that torture my sphincter. But please do not smite them, for they are part of a natural habitat within my rectum. And it is beautiful.
Well, first of all you don’t pray TO saints. You ask Saints to pray for you.. Just as you would ask a deceased relative to pray for you. And there are many on line sources for this type of thing. I don’t know any specifics, but I’m sure a Google search would suffice.
Just pray that someone will come and take you to the drug store, so you will be able to buy your hemorrhoid cream. You can also call on Mother Mary for help…bd
If you are Southern Baptist you don’t have to go through an Underling, you can go direct to the top…
"please God, take away the pain and suffering caused by these hemorrhoids…"
If it pleases God, he will do so….
Saint Fiacre, Dublin priest. 7th century
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FDN/is_2_6/ai_74510829
Our Lady of Good Health.
I hope you are serious because I am about ot give you a serious answer.. Pray to God directly and have the faith in yourself.
Even Jesus when doing his healing, He would normally say, "Go! your faith has healed you."
Then, go to the doctor you believe has the authority and experience to cure your ailments.
In the meantime seek advise on the kind of food you will try avoiding or eating at a minimal. You need lots of water intake to soften your feces. Your best prayer is your own honest words .Simple, brief and straight to the point.
Maybe if you had prayed in the 1st place, you would not have been curst with hemorrhoids…
If you are joking, then the joke is on you <G>
Saint Fiacre
Also known as
Fiachrach
Fiacrius
Fiaker
Fevre
Memorial
30 August
Profile
Raised in an Irish monastery, which in the 7th century were great repositories of learning, including the use of healing herbs, a skill studied by Fiacre. His knowledge and holiness caused followers to flock to him, which destroyed the holy isolation he sought.
Fleeing to France, he established a hermitage in a cave near a spring, and was given land for his hermitage by Saint Faro of Meaux, who was bishop at the time. Fiacre asked for land for a garden for food and healing herbs. The bishop said Fiacre could have as much land as he could entrench in one day. The next morning Fiacre walked around the perimeter of the land he wanted, dragged his spade behind him. Wherever the spade touched, trees were toppled, bushes uprooted, and the soil was entrenched. A local woman heard of this, and claimed sorcery was involved, but the bishop decided it was a miracle. This garden, miraculously obtained, became a place of pilgrimage for centuries for those seeking healing.
Fiacre had the gift of healing by laying on his hands; blindness, polypus, and fevers are mentioned by the old records, and especially a tumour or fistula since called "le fic de S. Fiacre". Fiacre’s connection to cab drivers is because the Hotel de Saint Fiacre in Paris, France rented carriages. People who had no idea who Fiacre was referred to the cabs as "Fiacre cabs", and eventually as "fiacres".
Died
18 August 670; his relics have been distributed to several churches and cathedrals across Europe
Patronage
against barrenness
against fistula
against haemorrhoids
against piles
against sterility
against syphilis
against venereal disease
box makers
cab drivers
florists
gardeners
hosiers
pewterers
taxi drivers
tile makers
Representation
spade
man carrying a spade and a basket of vegetables beside him surrounded by pilgrims and blessing the sick
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