What would happen if I farted during a hemorrhoid examination?

I have one in a few hours, the bastards have been hurting for a couple months now…would the doc be pissed or get a good laugh out of it? Would he send me to a psyc ward knowing i suffer from psychotic disorder (not otherwise specified)? Should I go through with it?

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3 Responses to “What would happen if I farted during a hemorrhoid examination?”

  1. Margaret A Says:

    your doctor has seen and in this case heard most things. he’s not a victorian lady so he won’t get the vapours because you have broken wind. my bloke did the same thing a few months ago and just said ‘sorry doc’. as i said they have seen it all before so don’t worry.

  2. peppermint_paddy Says:

    If you farted during your examination, it would shtink…not to worry you won’t fail because of it.

  3. Suh Persin Cero Says:

    Hehe,…. well, dont worry about it.

    Just worry if you laugh… so, it will be a problem. If u farted, it only means you’re not gay. Good to you. =D

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