Which alcoholic beverage would be less irritating to my hemorrhoids? Beer or Vodka?
I love beer. I drink it by the case. But I have to say, it really wrecks my rump the next morning. Every time I go to the store to buy a case or two of Budwiser, I also have to stop by the pharmacy for a tube of Preparation- H. Weighing in at 450+ lbs. it ain’t easy applying the lube in the morning hung over either. All day long I have to soothe my rhoids with the Prep-H just because I had a couple of cases of beer. It ain’t fair. Being a short order cook in an upscale restaurant makes it even harder to leave my position to head to the bathroom. Some of the help thinks I have a drug problem because of all the bathroom trips. I’m too embarrassed to tell them the real reason. Lately I just quickly apply it in the freezer and go right back to work to avoid all the bathroom visits. This brings me back to the initial question. What would be the best thing to drink to avoid all of this. A friend of mine swears by vodka. He said his brother has the same problem. Any help would be great.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Go to the Doctor and have your rhoids removed, Ever think of that???? That’s disgusting that you put Prep-H on in the freezer, If I worked with you and found out that, My temper would flare up like a pack of rhoids, Your the reason that I don’t eat out anymore, Seek Mental help as well, Your Shot out I Double Salute You, You have a lot to think about….
November 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
What, do you stick the beer bottles up your a$$?
November 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
If you love beer, why would you ask about vodka? Sounds like alcoholic behavior…maybe water would solve all your issues?
November 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Both are bad but Vodka is better. Try to have salads with it.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Which restaurant do you work at? I’ll make sure to avoid it. Oh never mind I should just avoid all because there are people like you everywhere. I say drink what the heck you want but please stay away from touching your bum while working with food!
November 13th, 2010 at 6:39 am
LOL. I this is nuts…funny an sick all at the same time. It does sound like you are an alchohic and those ROIDS will get worth if u keep this up but I would say mostly your obesity is the cause of your roids with all that beer. If you can lose weight and just drink once or twice a week you will have much less burning of the asshole and your roids will Shrink by 90% Probably will never be 100% normal size but at least you wont know they are there. So anyway do you wash your hand I hope before going back out to work??? I hope so