6 Responses to “Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?”

1. I DJ Ohio Weddings Says:
   June 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am

   Because asteroids was taken. They’ve been around since the creation of the universe.
   "Hemo" refers to blood, the sacks of blood pooling in the veins around the anus.

2. $Khandy$ Says:
   June 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am

   I totally agree with you!!!!

3. say what evan? Says:
   June 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am

   lol I don’t know but nice play on words

4. Kat...tis I look closer Says:
   June 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am

   or as we say in England Arseteroids

5. Jüdäs Jönes Says:
   June 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am

   I married Emma Roids, and yes, she was a pain in the @rse

6. Jim G Says:
   June 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am

   Good point

   Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

   Why do men get HERnia operations and women get HYSterectomies?

   I don’t know!

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