7 Responses to “Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?”

1. I Dance With No Pants Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   Because you don’t want to think that anything coming out of your @ss is explosive

2. Pepper Fool Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   Asteroids are usually a bit larger than hemorrhoids (ouch!!)

3. wordtwoyamum Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   cos you dont wanna see an a$$ flying through space and you certainly dont wana have an asteroid up your butt

4. mainah Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   Because if they were called asteroids, then Astro wouldn’t be George Jetson’s dog, but a growth on his butt.

5. Kentucky Dave Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   I just call ‘em ‘roids, and if they stick around long enough, I’ll give ‘em nick names, like "little itchy-poo" or "tarzan."

6. sugar bug wants Y/A fixed too !! Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   Oh my gosh that is Waaaaay to funny. They feel like asteroids instead of hemorrhoids. Ahhhhhhaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haa ha.
   Snookie you are a funny girl. Love ya Sug.

7. Call me Mr. Hot Pants! Says:
   July 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am

   You are so funny! I spit my water out every time I see this question!

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