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After having such darlings for over 35 years I have become used to their peculiarities. I’ve learned there are times when YOU do NOT bend down and you don’t even try to sit down and there are times when you do not even walk. Ah yes… life… ain’t it grand!
p.s. having a soft pillow in the car to sit on helps.
because of the swelling which puts pressure on the major veins and arteries in that area, plus hemorrhoids cause sensitive glans in your anus to be exposed at the surface of the skin when they usually aren’t ever exposed.
Mr Farty, I sympathise with you having the old "Farmer Giles." I have a trusted remedy that should help you. Go to your local chemist and purchase a tube of "Deep Heat Cream," apply this liberally, and I guarantee that you will be amazed at the results. In seconds you will be running, jumping, and sitting up and down, to cool it. Hope this works.
And remember Kids don’t try this at home.
For more information about cutting off the end of a tube of haemorrhoid cream,emptying the contents, and swapping it with Deep Heat, please email me.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
After having such darlings for over 35 years I have become used to their peculiarities. I’ve learned there are times when YOU do NOT bend down and you don’t even try to sit down and there are times when you do not even walk. Ah yes… life… ain’t it grand!
p.s. having a soft pillow in the car to sit on helps.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
This guy doesn’t think so
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July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
butt sores
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
McLoving..
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Get a life
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
That’s cute.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
Because they’re loud, screeching, obnoxious, purposely dense at times, constantly critical…..oh no, wait…that’s Lady Voldemort, my ex.
Same thing, I guess.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
That area of the body is not meant to swell
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
Use tucks and your pain will go away.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
They just enjoy making your butt hurt.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
I wouldn’t know. Wait, you’ve been suspended 23 times already? LOL!
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
because of the swelling which puts pressure on the major veins and arteries in that area, plus hemorrhoids cause sensitive glans in your anus to be exposed at the surface of the skin when they usually aren’t ever exposed.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
Shut the **** up with the gross questions. Just DO!
July 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
Mr Farty, I sympathise with you having the old "Farmer Giles." I have a trusted remedy that should help you. Go to your local chemist and purchase a tube of "Deep Heat Cream," apply this liberally, and I guarantee that you will be amazed at the results. In seconds you will be running, jumping, and sitting up and down, to cool it. Hope this works.
And remember Kids don’t try this at home.
For more information about cutting off the end of a tube of haemorrhoid cream,emptying the contents, and swapping it with Deep Heat, please email me.