Why are hemorrhoids so painful?

I never thought I would miss bending down or simply sitting comfortably.

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13 Responses to “Why are hemorrhoids so painful?”

  1. Roxie Says:

    After having such darlings for over 35 years I have become used to their peculiarities. I’ve learned there are times when YOU do NOT bend down and you don’t even try to sit down and there are times when you do not even walk. Ah yes… life… ain’t it grand!

    p.s. having a soft pillow in the car to sit on helps.

  2. McLovin™ ® ♂ ☪ Says:

    This guy doesn’t think so

    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf

  3. WtF Says:

    butt sores

  4. Mickeey Says:

    McLoving..
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    Get a life

  5. Queen of Convenience Says:

    That’s cute.

  6. Son Of Yinzer Says:

    Because they’re loud, screeching, obnoxious, purposely dense at times, constantly critical…..oh no, wait…that’s Lady Voldemort, my ex.

    Same thing, I guess.

  7. Tigger Says:

    That area of the body is not meant to swell

  8. iamjfk Says:

    Use tucks and your pain will go away.

  9. Call me, Sir Waka Says:

    They just enjoy making your butt hurt.

  10. Miss America♫® 9 Wks until Baby Says:

    I wouldn’t know. Wait, you’ve been suspended 23 times already? LOL!

  11. %DubbleD Says:

    because of the swelling which puts pressure on the major veins and arteries in that area, plus hemorrhoids cause sensitive glans in your anus to be exposed at the surface of the skin when they usually aren’t ever exposed.

  12. m00kyst Says:

    Shut the **** up with the gross questions. Just DO!

  13. xxx666xxx Says:

    Mr Farty, I sympathise with you having the old "Farmer Giles." I have a trusted remedy that should help you. Go to your local chemist and purchase a tube of "Deep Heat Cream," apply this liberally, and I guarantee that you will be amazed at the results. In seconds you will be running, jumping, and sitting up and down, to cool it. Hope this works.

    And remember Kids don’t try this at home.

    For more information about cutting off the end of a tube of haemorrhoid cream,emptying the contents, and swapping it with Deep Heat, please email me.

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