Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

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  1. 2nd part of Q shud read ‘…when its inside Uranus’..haemorrhoid’s are a pain in the arse, but with an asteroid heading towards Earth..you can kiss your arse goodbye!

    Comment by vadaptre — February 8, 2010 @ 8:27 am
  2. Ewww…

    Comment by SpaceBoy360* — February 8, 2010 @ 8:27 am
  3. This question belongs in Jokes and Riddles more than Astronomy & Space.

    Funny though.

    Comment by George — February 8, 2010 @ 8:27 am
  4. your asteroid?

    Comment by Smiling JW™ — February 8, 2010 @ 8:27 am
  5. I guess you didn’t notice that the 2 words are not spelled the same? Which means they aren’t related to each other (except in the minds of 10-year olds).

    Comment by poldi — February 8, 2010 @ 8:27 am

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